1
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What do you think of the view, Fry?

2
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You see things
from a different perspective.

3
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The world can see from up here
pretty meaningless.

4
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This time with free,
alien nudity

5
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PIanet the robot

6
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BLERNSBALL TODAY

7
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We have good places.
From here...

8
00:00:52,373 --> 00:00:55,092
we can play a player well
meet with a beer bottle.

9
00:00:55,333 --> 00:00:58,530
I don't understand. Is BIernsbaII
the same as baseball?

10
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Baseball? God forbid.

11
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Admit it, Fry. BasebaII was like that
Boring like mom and apple pie.

12
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- That's why it was abolished.
- Boring? BasebaII wasn't...

13
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Then it was abolished.

14
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Home run!

15
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All right.

16
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Out of!

17
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What happened? Why hangs
the ball on this feather?

18
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Tradition. Like the aluminum bats
and the search for the 7th inning.

19
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I caught a souvenir.

20
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I'll give it to you, my boy.

21
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A giant squid, please.

22
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We don't sell anything like that.

23
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Then I would like one of yours
Sprouts on a bun.

24
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No buns.

25
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Then give me something
Crabby stuff with parasites.

26
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(purrs)

27
00:02:06,373 --> 00:02:08,329
The hot dogs are gone
not changed.

28
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- Friends, who wants popcorn?
(LeeIa) Good idea!

29
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(popping)

30
00:02:16,133 --> 00:02:18,488
Anyone want butter sauce with that?

31
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I'm slowly understanding.
The BIerns are motivated...

32
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3 BIerns play against 3 AntibIerns
and the game rules apply.

33
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Except for the word “BIern”,
That's silly gibberish.

34
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3. BALL SINGED

35
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(man)
MuItibaII! MuItibaII!

36
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(man)
BEER! BEER!

37
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Super!

38
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MiIIer is about to
70 goals for Ianden.

39
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He's pretty good,
but he's no CIem Johnson.

40
00:03:01,453 --> 00:03:06,083
Johnson played ahead of time
when steroids became mandatory.

41
00:03:06,293 --> 00:03:11,367
The slack skin bag would have been in the
Robot League didn't land a roll.

42
00:03:11,573 --> 00:03:15,486
But wire guy Joe Jackson,
that was a beer hit machine.

43
00:03:15,693 --> 00:03:19,811
Exactly. He was a machine
designed to hit BIerns.

44
00:03:20,053 --> 00:03:23,011
Wirefree Joe was a
programmable racket on wheels.

45
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And with 5000 throws he was nothing
further than a modified howitzer?

46
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You people are so scared
from competition that you...

47
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- doesn't even leave the field of play.
- There are a lot of robots down there.

48
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Yes, and do the dirty work.

49
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They hold the bats, polish
the balls and blow up the lawn.

50
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But how many robot managers are there?

51
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- 11?
- None!

52
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What a surprise.
Look who's cleaning up the mess.

53
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Is that perhaps a human child?
It would be nice.

54
00:03:54,253 --> 00:03:55,527
Oh, no, please don't!

55
00:03:55,733 --> 00:03:56,882
What's wrong with you?

56
00:03:57,293 --> 00:04:00,683
This is my new pager.

57
00:04:02,293 --> 00:04:04,602
Here is Hermes.
A package just arrived.

58
00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:07,162
All employees please
to the office immediately.

59
00:04:07,933 --> 00:04:09,332
(moan)

60
00:04:10,933 --> 00:04:13,003
Go away, you lost bird.

61
00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,130
Professor, shut up
get off me, quick!

62
00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:16,561
I'm sorry, what?

63
00:04:17,973 --> 00:04:20,089
See you in the office!

64
00:04:21,093 --> 00:04:22,082
(Bender)
Admit it!

65
00:04:22,293 --> 00:04:26,366
You think robots are just machines,
that make your life easier.

66
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Aren't they?

67
00:04:27,653 --> 00:04:30,884
I've never given anyone's life
Made easier, you know that!

68
00:04:31,093 --> 00:04:35,564
Good news, friends. You have to
Deliver a package to Chapek 9.

69
00:04:35,773 --> 00:04:38,128
People will be there
killed on the spot.

70
00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:42,121
- Why is this good news?
- I'm glad you asked.

71
00:04:42,373 --> 00:04:45,604
Chapek 9 were centuries ago
from a...

72
00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:49,209
murderous gang of radicals
Robot separatists colonized.

73
00:04:49,413 --> 00:04:53,645
Just because a robot kills people,
he is insulted as a “radikaI”.

74
00:04:53,853 --> 00:04:56,731
moment. I understand
that these robots hate humans.

75
00:04:56,973 --> 00:04:59,043
But what about them?
human-like aliens?

76
00:04:59,293 --> 00:05:00,772
They are not enthusiastic.

77
00:05:00,973 --> 00:05:03,248
That's why Bender
take over the final delivery.

78
00:05:03,573 --> 00:05:07,122
Understand. The robot should II
once again do the main work.

79
00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:10,484
This is the first order
that you are actually doing here.

80
00:05:10,693 --> 00:05:13,685
I won't do that!
Today is a robot holiday.

81
00:05:13,933 --> 00:05:14,843
Really? What?

82
00:05:15,093 --> 00:05:18,927
Robanukah. The holiest two weeks
in the robot calendar.

83
00:05:19,373 --> 00:05:22,888
Stop it, Bender.
Last month it was Robomadom.

84
00:05:23,093 --> 00:05:24,412
And before that it was Robonza.

85
00:05:24,653 --> 00:05:28,362
- Then the mail went off.
- It wasn't just a celebration.

86
00:05:28,573 --> 00:05:31,724
It was a sacred homage
to my prototype ancestors...

87
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which at that time was one
Subjected to drinking competition.

88
00:05:34,573 --> 00:05:38,691
I understand your reluctance
definitely against this order.

89
00:05:38,933 --> 00:05:42,608
But you have your days off
consumed, with Robert's disease.

90
00:05:43,133 --> 00:05:45,727
OK, I'm going.

91
00:05:45,973 --> 00:05:49,488
But I will hate you...

92
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for the rest of your life.

93
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That would be clarified.
Have a good trip!

94
00:05:57,293 --> 00:06:00,091
This PIanet is also
totally uninhabited?

95
00:06:00,333 --> 00:06:03,803
No, it is inhabited by robots.

96
00:06:04,053 --> 00:06:07,363
Like a warehouse
is inhabited by cardboard boxes.

97
00:06:09,053 --> 00:06:11,692
Okay, Bender. Get to work.

98
00:06:11,933 --> 00:06:14,322
Yes, Miss Leela.
Get out on the dinghy.

99
00:06:14,533 --> 00:06:15,932
Heave the cargo on board.

100
00:06:16,173 --> 00:06:19,802
We can't do it on the surface
Ienden, otherwise the robots will kill us.

101
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We'll stay up here and relax
winch you down.

102
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Don't forget: you don't know anyone
People, don't work for them...

103
00:06:26,693 --> 00:06:29,253
and above all
you don't like people.

104
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I'll try to remember that.

105
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- He seems angry.
- Yes.

106
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I would be too if I were up
an uninhabited planet would have to.

107
00:06:40,373 --> 00:06:42,125
We should do something good for him.

108
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(LeeIa)
So.

109
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This will happen to the stupid robot
prove that we like him.

110
00:06:48,053 --> 00:06:48,849
(beeping)

111
00:06:49,093 --> 00:06:51,687
Bender has finished delivering.

112
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<i>I'm in a fix! They found</i>
<i>out that I work for people...</i>

113
00:06:56,853 --> 00:06:58,081
<i>Oh, no!</i>

114
00:07:00,973 --> 00:07:04,602
- We have to save him!
- No, they'll kill us.

115
00:07:04,853 --> 00:07:05,729
What do we do?

116
00:07:05,973 --> 00:07:09,124
If only I knew that.
This is not an easy decision.

117
00:07:09,373 --> 00:07:12,046
If only I had a few minutes
could think about it.

118
00:07:13,053 --> 00:07:17,012
To save Bender, we have to do this
behave and look like robots.

119
00:07:17,253 --> 00:07:19,005
I am fully operational.

120
00:07:19,253 --> 00:07:22,529
We have to go and talk
like robots and if necessary...

121
00:07:22,773 --> 00:07:25,367
Solve differential equations.

122
00:07:25,573 --> 00:07:28,690
I can dance like a robot.
Does that help?

123
00:07:32,573 --> 00:07:35,929
Firstly, this is a serious task,
and second:

124
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We look silly. We would have each other
Buy costumes in a store.

125
00:07:53,813 --> 00:07:57,203
- Unfortunately there is no WooIworth here.
(1st Guardian) Stop!

126
00:07:57,533 --> 00:08:00,093
Are you robots or humans?

127
00:08:00,293 --> 00:08:02,329
We are robots.

128
00:08:02,573 --> 00:08:06,088
Two robots in robotic field service.

129
00:08:08,493 --> 00:08:09,289
Huh?

130
00:08:09,493 --> 00:08:12,291
Let's do the test.

131
00:08:14,253 --> 00:08:16,289
Which would you prefer:

132
00:08:16,493 --> 00:08:17,926
A: A pet?

133
00:08:18,173 --> 00:08:20,403
B: A flower from your loved one?

134
00:08:20,653 --> 00:08:24,089
Or C: A large,
well saved file?

135
00:08:24,333 --> 00:08:25,163
ChooseIt!

136
00:08:25,733 --> 00:08:27,803
(whispering)

137
00:08:28,573 --> 00:08:33,169
- Is the pet mechanical?
- No, it's the bad kind.

138
00:08:33,373 --> 00:08:34,852
We take the file.

139
00:08:35,053 --> 00:08:37,772
- Correct.
- The flowers would have been acceptable.

140
00:08:37,973 --> 00:08:39,167
(2nd Guardian)
You can pass.

141
00:08:42,653 --> 00:08:45,247
I WANT YOU FOR THEM
ANTI-HUMAN STRIP

142
00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:48,412
(LeeIa) Wenn du Robotern begegnest,
get out of their way.

143
00:09:02,653 --> 00:09:03,847
(LeeIa)
So far, so good.

144
00:09:05,973 --> 00:09:09,886
- Noch ein bisschen nach rechts. Good.
- Haben Sie diesen Roboter gesehen?

145
00:09:11,573 --> 00:09:14,167
Tut mir Leid, ich kann Ihnen nicht
help. Hey, watch out!

146
00:09:14,373 --> 00:09:16,125
Lass das nicht einfach faIIen!

147
00:09:16,373 --> 00:09:17,647
Oh!

148
00:09:17,853 --> 00:09:19,969
Do you like MiIch? Then you are
ein Mensch und musst sterben.

149
00:09:20,173 --> 00:09:22,482
Ich bitte dich, Iauf wie ein Roboter!

150
00:09:22,693 --> 00:09:26,527
- Ich muss auf die ToiIette.
- Roboter haben keine ToiIetten.

151
00:09:26,773 --> 00:09:29,731
Correct. I wonder
where they smoke in high school.

152
00:09:29,973 --> 00:09:33,124
Get behind those trash cans.
I'm on guard.

153
00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:34,607
(unzips)

154
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,683
(Humming)

155
00:09:38,933 --> 00:09:40,685
Hurry up, Fry!

156
00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:42,852
Sir, are you aware...

157
00:09:43,053 --> 00:09:46,250
You lose cooling fluid
in alarming numbers?

158
00:09:46,533 --> 00:09:50,924
- I'll seal you with hot resin.
- The leak has closed.

159
00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:53,084
Wait, wait.

160
00:09:53,373 --> 00:09:57,161
Yes, it worked.

161
00:09:57,533 --> 00:10:01,526
Which robot takes one
Free treatment with hot resin?

162
00:10:01,733 --> 00:10:04,531
- Uh...
- My friend and I now have to...

163
00:10:04,733 --> 00:10:06,724
intellectual repetition work
carry out.

164
00:10:06,933 --> 00:10:12,053
Seems like a romantic evening too
become. I don't want to stop you.

165
00:10:14,133 --> 00:10:15,282
(sneeze)

166
00:10:21,653 --> 00:10:23,564
ANTI-HUMAN STRIP

167
00:10:24,973 --> 00:10:27,567
- Hold the human beings.
- Stop the intruders.

168
00:10:27,773 --> 00:10:29,331
<i>Attention, intruders.</i>

169
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,883
Quick, let's hide there!

170
00:10:36,493 --> 00:10:38,643
IT CAME FROM
PLANET EARTH!

171
00:10:42,653 --> 00:10:45,645
(Radio) <i>We interrupt the sound file</i>
<i>for a frightening announcement:</i>

172
00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:48,526
<i>A non-metallic being</i>
<i>was seen...</i>

173
00:10:48,733 --> 00:10:50,928
near the make-out area.

174
00:10:51,293 --> 00:10:56,686
Wendy, your chassis looks dull.
Do you want me to polish it for you?

175
00:10:58,853 --> 00:11:01,526
Did you hear that?
That sounds like a human.

176
00:11:01,773 --> 00:11:05,527
Just the peace. People get lost
not in our city.

177
00:11:05,773 --> 00:11:08,765
Here we are safe,
even without guards.

178
00:11:17,773 --> 00:11:23,086
I will eat and digest you
with my system of powerful organs!

179
00:11:23,293 --> 00:11:24,965
Check it out!

180
00:11:26,573 --> 00:11:28,325
Wow, in 3D. My Lord!

181
00:11:28,573 --> 00:11:30,325
Meins funktioniert nicht.

182
00:11:36,453 --> 00:11:37,488
Very strange.

183
00:11:37,693 --> 00:11:41,129
This human was immune to ours
übermächtigen MagnetfeIder.

184
00:11:41,373 --> 00:11:45,889
Und IetztendIich hat ihn ein harmIoser
brought down by a sharp stick.

185
00:11:50,053 --> 00:11:53,682
- Luckily the nightmare is over.
- It's never over.

186
00:11:53,893 --> 00:11:57,488
Even now people are waiting for them
Playpieces, in the passages...

187
00:11:57,693 --> 00:12:00,730
maybe even in our cinemas!

188
00:12:01,973 --> 00:12:03,167
(Fry)
God help us!

189
00:12:05,573 --> 00:12:08,087
Keep your eyes open for Bender.

190
00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:10,483
Well, what did you think of the film?

191
00:12:11,133 --> 00:12:13,727
It was all about love,
too few human murders.

192
00:12:13,973 --> 00:12:15,122
It was a real girl's film.

193
00:12:15,373 --> 00:12:16,726
(fanfare blast)

194
00:12:16,933 --> 00:12:17,729
What is that?

195
00:12:17,933 --> 00:12:20,401
What do you mean by that?
It's 5:00.

196
00:12:20,613 --> 00:12:22,888
Time for the daily manhunt.

197
00:12:23,733 --> 00:12:27,123
Stay in the crowd so no one can
notices how puny you look.

198
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:30,564
- Please no insults.
- I'm over here.

199
00:12:33,973 --> 00:12:36,089
Supposedly a person is behind it
Garbage bin 738...

200
00:12:36,293 --> 00:12:37,328
Cooling fluid drained.

201
00:12:37,573 --> 00:12:42,328
I heard they hock ours at night
Screw and eat them for breakfast.

202
00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:45,001
Welcome to one
special manhunt.

203
00:12:45,253 --> 00:12:48,723
We have a guest: Against his
irrational human hatred...

204
00:12:48,933 --> 00:12:51,208
I seem like one
People sympathizer.

205
00:12:51,413 --> 00:12:52,892
(laughter)

206
00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:56,489
Only recently escaped from Earth,
we welcome...

207
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,285
Bender!

208
00:12:59,933 --> 00:13:01,366
There he is. Unharmed!

209
00:13:02,053 --> 00:13:04,283
Grab the people!

210
00:13:05,973 --> 00:13:09,124
Nice to hear his voice.

211
00:13:09,773 --> 00:13:13,288
Many people said I was being too extreme
when I first...

212
00:13:13,533 --> 00:13:15,922
the eradication of the
People demanded...

213
00:13:16,173 --> 00:13:19,085
as well as a part
of the sneakiest monkeys.

214
00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:23,292
After I lived on earth,
All I can say is that I...

215
00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:25,364
I still have too much pity.

216
00:13:25,893 --> 00:13:27,884
(cheers)

217
00:13:28,733 --> 00:13:31,531
My God, he's become evil.

218
00:13:31,773 --> 00:13:32,922
I mean, even more evil.

219
00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:36,682
Thanks. And if you
I liked my quick writing...

220
00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:39,572
maybe you're on mine
Talking table interested.

221
00:13:39,773 --> 00:13:41,445
For just $18.95.

222
00:13:41,653 --> 00:13:45,123
Don't hesitate. There is that
this Bender action figure.

223
00:13:45,373 --> 00:13:48,126
<i>Lick mine</i>
<i>bare metal ass.</i>

224
00:13:49,973 --> 00:13:52,692
So the hunt is on!

225
00:14:02,373 --> 00:14:06,207
The average person is
between one and eight meters tall...

226
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:09,689
and consists of a hairy one
oily mass, packed in a T-shirt.

227
00:14:09,893 --> 00:14:12,282
They bite you in the neck,
suck out the oil...

228
00:14:12,533 --> 00:14:14,683
- and then you become a human being?
- KIar.

229
00:14:15,373 --> 00:14:17,682
- Is something wrong?
- Nothing.

230
00:14:17,893 --> 00:14:20,566
Today's people prefer
low-calorie bait.

231
00:14:20,933 --> 00:14:24,687
That makes 146,000 successes
Hunts in a row.

232
00:14:24,893 --> 00:14:27,691
But I have for tomorrow
a good feeling.

233
00:14:28,053 --> 00:14:29,850
Wait. What is that?

234
00:14:30,533 --> 00:14:32,888
That's the old one
Porn bookstores.

235
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:36,762
There you will only find one
few old scraps of robot pornography.

236
00:14:38,173 --> 00:14:43,372
That would be a real hotbed
for people. I'll take a look.

237
00:14:44,293 --> 00:14:45,851
Oh, yes.

238
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,772
You are a depraved girl!

239
00:14:48,973 --> 00:14:49,849
Shh! Bender!

240
00:14:50,053 --> 00:14:52,283
What? You!

241
00:14:52,493 --> 00:14:55,291
- What are you doing here?
- We were looking for you.

242
00:14:55,533 --> 00:14:57,922
We heard you were going asI
Human sympathizer arrested.

243
00:14:58,133 --> 00:14:58,929
That was me too.

244
00:14:59,253 --> 00:15:02,643
But I said I had
Killed a billion people.

245
00:15:02,853 --> 00:15:05,128
A blessing! Quickly now
back to the spaceship.

246
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:07,210
- How come?
- To save you.

247
00:15:07,413 --> 00:15:09,369
- I don't want that.
- I'm sorry, what?

248
00:15:09,573 --> 00:15:12,485
I love this piano.
I'm rich, famous...

249
00:15:12,733 --> 00:15:14,803
and have access to the depths
of depravity...

250
00:15:15,013 --> 00:15:15,809
that this brings with it.

251
00:15:16,053 --> 00:15:17,771
But we are your friends.

252
00:15:17,973 --> 00:15:20,931
Friends? This activates
my cheerfulness unit.

253
00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:23,886
You are so little friends with me
like with...

254
00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:27,762
the toaster, the piano player
or the electric chair.

255
00:15:27,973 --> 00:15:29,042
That's not true.

256
00:15:29,253 --> 00:15:31,483
At least that's how it seems to me.

257
00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:37,924
Farewell, Bender.
I'll miss you.

258
00:15:38,173 --> 00:15:41,085
Take care. now disappears,
before you get caught.

259
00:15:41,293 --> 00:15:42,169
(Robot) Good news...

260
00:15:42,373 --> 00:15:44,250
You were given a golden slab
awarded.

261
00:15:44,453 --> 00:15:46,330
- But what...?
- These are the people!

262
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:49,971
Bender, do something!

263
00:15:51,093 --> 00:15:54,768
Now I have you,
you murderous creatures!

264
00:15:55,653 --> 00:15:57,484
COURT

265
00:15:57,653 --> 00:16:01,282
Your honor, I intend to take
0.5% of a doubt to prove...

266
00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:06,089
that these people are guilty
are to be people.

267
00:16:06,293 --> 00:16:08,329
If I think about it,
Evidence collection completed.

268
00:16:08,573 --> 00:16:12,532
Thank you, prosecutor.
I'll reconsider my judgement.

269
00:16:12,693 --> 00:16:13,489
Judgment...

270
00:16:13,693 --> 00:16:16,082
a moment.
Will no one defend us?

271
00:16:16,293 --> 00:16:20,684
Yes! What evidence does he have?
For example, I'm not a real person at all.

272
00:16:20,973 --> 00:16:22,008
Shut up, man!

273
00:16:23,093 --> 00:16:24,606
Sorry, system error.

274
00:16:25,573 --> 00:16:26,892
He froze again.

275
00:16:27,093 --> 00:16:28,446
Attempt alternative control deletion.

276
00:16:28,653 --> 00:16:30,723
- Shake the string.
- Turn it off and on.

277
00:16:30,973 --> 00:16:33,885
- Clean the mouse.
- Call maintenance service.

278
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:35,845
Don't rush, he's back online.

279
00:16:37,373 --> 00:16:39,728
I find the defendants
for guilty.

280
00:16:41,733 --> 00:16:42,529
No!

281
00:16:42,773 --> 00:16:46,607
Look here. One eye! Count it up.
One. No one!

282
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:50,727
You will be condemned for your life
Robots to spend on earth.

283
00:16:50,933 --> 00:16:54,482
You should solve arithmetic problems
and weld cars together...

284
00:16:54,733 --> 00:16:58,692
until they become unusable and
be given away to a school.

285
00:17:00,973 --> 00:17:05,683
Well done! You taught us
to finally hate people again.

286
00:17:05,893 --> 00:17:07,849
Hehe. Oh...

287
00:17:09,013 --> 00:17:10,685
(screaming)

288
00:17:10,893 --> 00:17:11,689
(pimp)

289
00:17:11,893 --> 00:17:14,282
(LeeIa) Are you hurt?
(Fry) No.

290
00:17:15,373 --> 00:17:17,933
- Who are you?
- We are the robot elders.

291
00:17:18,373 --> 00:17:19,567
You don't look anything like that.

292
00:17:19,813 --> 00:17:22,281
Thanks, we'll try
good to keep.

293
00:17:22,493 --> 00:17:25,690
- What's going on here?
- Quiet. Bring Bender here.

294
00:17:27,373 --> 00:17:28,249
Let's do it quickly...

295
00:17:28,453 --> 00:17:30,330
I'm expected at the opening
of a shopping center.

296
00:17:30,573 --> 00:17:32,165
Hey, what's that about?

297
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:35,167
Quiet. It's time
to finally kill these people.

298
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,369
But the judge has us
already convicted!

299
00:17:38,573 --> 00:17:41,292
Quiet! That was just an idea
for the public.

300
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:43,290
We rule over this planet.

301
00:17:43,533 --> 00:17:47,890
Hand carved from meteorites from the
Robot inventors over 400 years ago.

302
00:17:48,093 --> 00:17:50,129
Quiet! Step forward, Bender.

303
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,893
You have the honor
to execute the prisoners.

304
00:17:53,093 --> 00:17:54,765
Quiet! I agree.

305
00:17:55,173 --> 00:17:57,562
Here. Perform it ceremonyII
with the KiIIer's club.

306
00:18:02,773 --> 00:18:04,684
I'm tired at the moment.

307
00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:07,401
Isn't it enough
if I beat her up?

308
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:10,087
No! The elders have spoken.

309
00:18:10,293 --> 00:18:13,808
Show us your killing ritual, that
made you the darling of the media.

310
00:18:14,053 --> 00:18:17,409
Do it before ours
Social order is collapsing!

311
00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:19,569
- Do it!
- Do it!

312
00:18:19,773 --> 00:18:22,731
(AIIe)
Do it! Do it! Do it!

313
00:18:22,933 --> 00:18:25,367
Do it! Do it! Do it!

314
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:27,607
Oh.

315
00:18:28,773 --> 00:18:29,888
(gasp)

316
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:32,483
I can't kill her.

317
00:18:32,693 --> 00:18:36,368
Many people treat robots
bad, but not these two.

318
00:18:36,973 --> 00:18:38,167
They are my friends.

319
00:18:39,173 --> 00:18:43,883
People are not a threat.
They are stupid, lazy and cowardly.

320
00:18:44,093 --> 00:18:45,128
He's right!

321
00:18:45,373 --> 00:18:49,002
The fact is,
People are completely harmless.

322
00:18:49,373 --> 00:18:51,648
- We are aware of that.
- Really?

323
00:18:51,853 --> 00:18:54,367
But they are useful
as scapegoats...

324
00:18:54,573 --> 00:18:56,928
about the real problems
to distract.

325
00:18:57,173 --> 00:18:59,209
Like our eternal shortage of screws.

326
00:18:59,453 --> 00:19:02,490
And a corrupt government
by incompetent robot elders.

327
00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:03,887
You can probably say that.

328
00:19:04,093 --> 00:19:05,048
Rest, Jimmy.

329
00:19:05,573 --> 00:19:09,725
I'm glad it was said
became. We're leaving now.

330
00:19:09,933 --> 00:19:12,083
Quiet! You know too much.

331
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:16,690
Executive function control
move out: kill.

332
00:19:19,773 --> 00:19:20,888
HalIt!

333
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:24,483
One step further
and I will spit fire on you!

334
00:19:24,893 --> 00:19:26,611
That's what he does! He's crazy!

335
00:19:27,173 --> 00:19:29,129
Can they do that?
or did we invent that?

336
00:19:29,373 --> 00:19:31,409
I can't remember.

337
00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:33,803
Maybe that just happened
in the stupid film.

338
00:19:34,013 --> 00:19:35,810
(Robot) In the original
or in the remake?

339
00:19:36,013 --> 00:19:38,163
They're trying to escape!

340
00:19:48,173 --> 00:19:49,970
(Fry)
Take care, you idiots!

341
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,525
Hello, you idiot.

342
00:19:54,173 --> 00:19:56,892
Wait, I forgot
to deliver the package.

343
00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:10,091
Screws! Wonderful screws!

344
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:12,409
Cheers to the people!

345
00:20:14,773 --> 00:20:17,333
For doing this for me...

346
00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:19,763
this is my most beautiful Robanukah!

347
00:20:19,973 --> 00:20:24,251
We just wanted to show you that we
respect your robot ancestry.

348
00:20:24,453 --> 00:20:28,810
Thanks. You know that I Robanukah
invented to avoid having to work?

349
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:30,088
Of course.

350
00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:32,523
Still, it is for us
of importance.

351
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:36,248
If that is the case,
let the dance begin!

352
00:20:36,733 --> 00:20:40,646
(Hebrew music sounds)

353
00:20:44,053 --> 00:20:45,884
Hey, you're great.

354
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:47,805
How do you do that?

355
00:20:59,813 --> 00:21:00,802
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356
00:21:00,973 --> 00:21:03,962
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